| 2023-10-02 | Magic Baseball Cards Recalled After Discovering Garruk Wrote “Fuck Jace” on Bottom of Bat Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-02-19 | Trouble Comes in Pairs – Wizards in Hot Water for Plagiarism AGAIN Live | Harold Commander |
| 2025-04-07 | Tarkir Clan Leader Asks Subbordinates for List of Five Things They Did to Fight Dragons This Week Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-09-30 | Report: Wizards Rejected “Fear of Intimacy” Card That Would’ve Become Commander Staple Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-05-08 | LGS to Offer “Rowdy” Draft Where You Can Throw Popcorn, Eat Cards Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-12-02 | Magic Player Confused by Neighbors Decorating House in Gruul Colors Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-09-09 | Clearly Infected Dr. Oz Explains Health Benefits of Moths in New Video Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-04-05 | Dozens Injured As Ms Bumbleflower’s Easter Egg Hunt Takes Brutal Turn Live | Zoe |
| 2025-01-10 | Wizards Announces MagicCon Chicago Badges Running Out Live | Nick Wolf |
| 2024-10-07 | Tarot Reader Drawing Nothing but Lands Regrets Doing Reading for Magic Player Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-06-24 | Texas Outlaws Modern Horizon 3 Packs in Order to Maintain Energy Independence Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-02-12 | Romantic Tension Escalates As Two Commander Players Going To Cut Same Deck’s Hands Touch Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2025-05-21 | Fired Wizards of The Coast Employee Selling Beckett-Graded Pink Slip Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-02-24 | Wizards Cuts Portuguese and Simplified Chinese From Paper Magic Live | Josh Nelson |
| 2023-12-23 | Universes Beyond: Hallmark to Have Four Commander Decks With Same Cards Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-02-10 | Elon Musk Claims Cybertruck Would’ve Won Ghirapur Grand Prix Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-10-20 | Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2023-08-22 | Christopher Nolan Confirms Next Film Will Explain The Difference Between Magic Set and Draft Boosters Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-03-28 | Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Upset After Being Added To Hegseth Group Chat Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-04-30 | Commander Player Donates Dogmeat Precon to Shelter Claiming it Wasn’t a Good Fit Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-03-16 | REPORT: MOHELA to Allow Magic Players to Take Out Student Loans for Strixhaven Cards Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-12-05 | New Artifact Token Does Some Bullshit Live | Joe DeNoon |
| 2024-06-29 | Update: Guy Whose Commander You Countered In 2013 Still Pissed Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2025-12-03 | Has Secret Lair Gone too far? Let’s ask Dwight Schrute. Live | Josh Short |
| 2026-02-04 | Pioneer Format Dies of Dysentery Live | Joe DeNoon |
| 2025-07-02 | Gamer Shocked at Lack of Value in “Crazy Ed’s Mixed-Up Box of ‘Magic’ Cards” Bought on Amazon Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-02-18 | Player Dressed as Their Commander Swears Their Deck Is Casual Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-02-17 | Man Can’t Play Annoying Vampire Deck Unless His Opponents Invite Him To Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2026-02-10 | Markiplier’s Custom Magic Card Somehow Most Successful Card At Pro Tour Lorwyn Eclipsed Live | Kia Bohannon |
| 2024-07-18 | John Hight Named New Wizards Of The Coast President Live | Josh Nelson |
| 2024-03-17 | Thunder Junction Rules Update: Stealing Land Doesn’t Count as Committing a Crime Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2026-02-11 | Report: MTG: Arena’s Sparky Controlled By Unpaid Wizard’s Intern Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-11-13 | Sheldon Menery Secret Lair Breaks Hasbro Donation Record Live | Nick Wolf |
| 2023-07-25 | Upcoming Diablo-Themed Secret Lair Reprints Old Cards At Worse Power Level Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-02-14 | Art Portfolio Submissions Now Open for Magic, D&D Live | Nick Wolf |
| 2024-07-02 | Magic Pro Angers Fans by Keeping Foil Tarmogoyf Token in MH3 Draft Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-10-21 | Trump Properly Explains How Banding Works During Otherwise Incoherent Speech Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-10-15 | New Perspectives Grant Program opens application window for 2025’s MagicCon Chicago Live | Nick Wolf |
| 2023-10-25 | Martin Scorsese Claims Marvel Cards Will Ruin Magic Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-01-06 | Universes Beyond: Is Avatar The Unannounced 2025 Set? Live | Josh Nelson |
| 2024-11-28 | Elon Musk Gets His Mom to Ask Wizards to Unban Jeweled Lotus Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-12-03 | President Biden Pardons Dockside Extortionist Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-07-12 | Bloomburrow Delayed After Truck Runs Over Jace On The Highway Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2026-01-28 | Lorwyn Prerelease Deck Mysteriously Turns Bad After Sunset Live | Jacob VanGundy |
| 2025-04-25 | Gifts Ungiven Pile Includes Griselbrand and Picture of Me Shushing You Live | Mike Carrozza |
| 2024-08-18 | Richard Garfield to Replace Chris Pratt in Sequel to Garfield Movie Live | Ben Macready |
| 2024-04-04 | Beyoncé Says Cowboy Carter Was Inspired By Outlaws of Thunder Junction Spoilers Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-04-14 | Man Disgusts LGS By Playing A “The Aristocrats” Deck Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-03-04 | Trans Magic Player With Empty Hand Thoughtseized Anyways Live | Naomi Krause |
| 2024-01-02 | Art By MTG Artists Scraped By AI, Developing Lawsuit Claims Live | Josh Nelson |