The Daily Shot: My Smoedipus Complex
When I get my first box of Onslaught and I open this card, I’m going to put on some Teddy P or Barry White, turn off the lights, light a candle, and – when I’m sure no one is looking – Smother and I are going to knock the proverbial boots. I know the card is a little underage, but that’s no problem: I’ll just go to a Kentucky prerelease.
I was reading the beginnings of the Onslaught spoiler over at MtgNews and it dawned on me that I’m suffering from a sort of psychosis that is,...…
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