The Daily Shot: Choose Your Own Adventure!
If you want to EAT CIRCULAR LOGIC, CUNNING WISH FOR IT, AND CAST IT TO SURVIVE , turn to page 11. If you want to GO AND GET PSYCHOTIC HAZE ANYHOW, BECAUSE YOU’RE A MORON , turn to page 23.
All work and no play makes Geordie a dull boy. Sometimes the wheels just fall off of the truck. It happens to almost everyone at one time or another....…
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