Seven Tips for Ruling at Magic
Tip Number Seven: Remember that you have an opponent. Sounds nutty, but it’s true. And what that opponent can do to (or for) you is enormous. But not as enormous as those Burger King fat boy breakfast sandwiches. Saw one on a billboard and it was so terrifying that I hid my children.
Tips. From you. On how to rule at Magic. Now that we’ve wasted the first line reiterating the title, let’s get to it. I don't know what this...…
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