Mixed kNuts: The Scatological Tourney Report and Other Such Poo
I will tell a tell of woe and regret (and a little bit of fun, too) that will make you embarrassed to be reading this article – which is probably how you feel every other week as well, but I can’t even control my own feelings of inadequacy, so get some Effexor or Viagra for yours, and move on.
I am poo. Shizzy. Pure fecal material. I am the skid marks on the drawers of unwiping Magic players worldwide. I will tell a tell of woe and regret...…
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