Do Zombie Chickens Taste Like Brains?
I have to admit I haven’t exactly treated graves with the respect they deserve. I remember being three or four years old and trying to dig into a relative’s grave with a tiny plastic shovel because I wanted to sit in her lap one last time. I am pleased to announce, however, that these days my abuses are confined to graveyards in the game of Magic. I am more pleased to announce that I have developed yet another deck that abuses the graveyard in an incredibly efficient manner: Tombstoned!
I just don’t get this whole thing about “graveyards." Exactly when did mankind decide that a festering corpse was better off six feet under than...…
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