Adventures In Nipples: My Nipple-Related PTQ Report

Having been told that he’s already going to lose the Writer War, The Ferrett takes a bold new tactic guaranteed to win the hearts and minds of everyone in the world! Oh, and nipple.

The printer is whirring, stamping out the MapQuest directions to tomorrow’s PTQ. As the paper slides into the tray, you’re finalizing the...…

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